If you happen to have any friends or relatives who are still fundamentalists it’s almost guaranteed that you’ve been blessed with their forwarded e-mails that inform you of lurking dangers and global conspiracies backed up by the finest new source known to man: worldnetdaily.com. Unlike the liberal mainstream press who only report on how evil [...]

Whenever someone apostatizes and leaves the old paths, fundamentalists will inevitably assign someone the blame. There will be an informal postmortem, inquest, and a whispered placing of the blame on someone’s shoulders for having led this soul astray. More often than not the culpability is rested on the shoulders of the fundamentalist parents. It is [...]

Anything you can do, a fundamentalist can do better. And faster. and holier. Their Sunday Schools aren’t just big. No, they’re the biggest Sunday Schools In The History of Mankind (5000 years give or take). Their soul winners aren’t just active. They’ve won more people to Jesus than Peter and Paul combined. Our church isn’t [...]

THE DOG STARTED THE FAMILY ALTAR by Jack Hyles A few years ago during the Christmas season I went to a home on a Friday afternoon. The husband was there alone. He was so pleased to see me and pleaded with me to come back in the evening as he and his wife were having [...]

I’d like to dedicate this cartoon to anyone who has ever innocently raised their hand in a Sunday School class only to be told that the fact they would even think to ask such a question reveals that their heart was full of rebellion. I feel your pain.

This is the Jack DeCoster gym at Hyles Anderson College These are the eggs sold by Jack to build things like that gym This is Jack. Meet Jack DeCoster. Chicken Farmer. Egg Recaller. Fundamentalist. Oh, and financial supporter of Hyles Anderson College with no less than two buildings there named after him. One can only [...]

If people at your church fanatically cheer for a team at a college they think no good Christian should ever dream of attending…you may be a fundamentalist.

In order for a fundamentalist to demonstrate that he is growing in grace, he must not only maintain the standard but he must also continually increase the amount that he does. If the new Christian prays for ten minutes a day, within a year he’d better be praying thirty minutes, and five years later he [...]