For the next week, I’ll be taking some much-needed time off and probably won’t be posting on here. Unless I think of something I just have to post immediately. Or get bored. The comments are usually more entertaining than the posts anyway, so I’ll invite you entertain yourselves as you see fit.

A fundamentalist missionary to England gives his church a report complete with prayer cards, jokes about gluttony, exaggerated statistics, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and a diatribe on politics.

Many young fundamentalists head off to an approved fundamentalist college to toil and study for four years only to emerge with a degree that puts them on promising career paths such as leading a church choir or supervising a nursery three times a week. At Pensacola Christian College You can check out the wonderful world [...]

What are you doing on New Years Eve? Well, here evangelist Lee Dean describes a fundamentalist watch night service complete with “Cowbell Preaching.” We then had Round 1 of an exciting “Cowbell” service. If you’ve never experienced one of these you’re missing out! Each of the 5 preachers were given a 10 minute allottment of [...]

I know some folks probably thought I was exaggerating when I cited root beer in dark bottles as a target of the “Appearance of Evil” rule in fundy land. I wasn’t. And to demonstrate that point, here’s Bill Lytell (he of the gospel ice cream truck) to set us straight

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In the words of that immortal bard, Joss Whedon “The battle’s done and we kind of won so we sound our victory cheer…where do we go from here?” If you’re a former fundy, the challenge for you this weekend is to write a line or two about why you finally left fundamentalism and what group [...]

Although fundamentalists love sermons on sin of the outrageous and titillating variety, they very often lack any openly practicing sinners in their midst. This results in the odd circumstance of pastors preaching entire sermons on a topics that ostensibly apply to nobody who is listening; it’s like  a sort of  National Geographic tour of the wastelands of [...]

(photo found at ChristianNightmares. Text by yours truly.)