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Keeping Their Women In Line

Still in ‘vacation mode’ so instead of writing a real post, I’m giving you more of this:

Guns Redux

Found over at BASSENCO’s Blog. You can read the original story behind the photo here

Spinning Scandals

(I wrote this in the comments for the last post but I figured it really deserved its own post) There is a proven four-step method to spinning any scandal that arises in fundamentalism. Observe these well and no scandal is too large, no outrage to unbearable, no offense is too great to be withstood. 1. [...]

Destroying The Innocent

Many posts on this site are intended to be humorous and light-hearted. This is not one of those. I will freely admit that I’m am writing this post while angry — not something I typically do. But at this moment there is a white-hot righteous indignation that has kindled in my bones and I either [...]

Blaming Rock Music on Africa Redux

(The original post in case you missed it)

Cleaning Toilets

No matter how autocratic a fundamentalist leader may be, he will be obligated from time to time to pay lip service to the concept of servant leadership. This usually takes the form of recounting stories from the early days of his ministry when as a young preacher boy he served as the junior assistant to [...]

All Opposed, Same Sign?

Ok, let’s have it. What’s wrong with the new design? Lay it on me so I make it better.

Strong’s Concordance

Need to write a sermon on a topic but don’t know where to start? Since 1890, Strong’s Exhaustive Concordance has been helping fundamentalists string together verses that contain the same word regardless of their respective contexts. You need proof texts? We got proof texts. But wait, there’s more! Want to go even deeper and give your message [...]

Deuteronomy 22:5

Today, for your listening enjoyment is Randy King expounding for us the doctrine of women sans pants. Sorry to disappoint Randy, but a little research would have revealed that if you go back in history the pants “controversy” was addressed as far back as 13 November 866, when Pope Nicholas I wrote to King Boris [...]