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Bad Pay

If you’ve ever made $ 11,000 per year working in a ministry, while supporting a wife, three children, and a dog and then had the senior pastor you work for tell you that taking government assistance wasn’t “trusting God”…you might have been a fundamentalist. Fundamentalist churches are generally not full of professional, high-income members. Doctors, [...]

Student Handbooks that Would Make Draco Jealous

College Lakes Baptist Church in Fayetteville,NC describes themselves this way: “The church family believes in: an unlimited atonement, a universal resistible call,resistible grace, using the King James Version of the Bible, deference to the pastor in all matters, serving at the pleasure of the pastor, a church-led government, a person with a servant’s heart who [...]

Keepers at Home

Fundamentalists no longer literally keep their women barefoot and pregnant  (or at least not barefoot) but they do tend to want to keep them at home. After all, “keepers at home” is what Paul said, right? Of course, he also gave rules for how a man should treat his slaves, so there may be a [...]

GOH: The Assurance March

Here’s a Grand Old Hymn submitted by loyal SFL reader Dan. Evidently the children in his church used to march around the room to this…peppy (yes, we’ll stick with that) tune. Once can only hope they did it on the 2 and 4. The Assurance March. And by “March” they mean “Polka.” [Audio clip: view [...]

“Getting People Saved”

Yes, I know that posting video from members of “Pastor” Steven Anderson’s church is like shooting fish in a barrel but I’m still recovering from a root canal so tonight I’m picking the low hanging fruit. Beside which, the idea of us “getting someone saved” is all too familiar even in the relatively more sane [...]

Criticizing their Critics

In fundamentalist circles there is no greater crime than publicly declaring that there is a problem in fundamentalist circles. Indeed it is far worse to notice that there are problems than to actually be part of the problem. Anyone who aspires to be a naysayer will labeled with the most heinous of descriptors known to [...]

FWOTW: The Tony Hutson One-Liner Podcast

The “lunatic fringe” of fundamentalism is never quite as far away from the “mainstream” as those who claim to be the mainstream would have you believe. Since guilt by association is a favorite game of many fundies, I’ll beg your indulgence while I try my own hand at it for a moment. Consider Tony Hutson, [...]

Combining Patriotism and Jesus

Love America? Love Jesus? Want to combine the two in a totally awesome way? (I do find the 14 stars just a tad confusing. It was suggested to me that perhaps those are representative of the states in the Bible belt. Who knows.)

Pastoral Authority

If you’ve ever heard your pastor use the word’s “touch not the Lord’s anointed” to refer to…himself, you probably have been a fundamentalist. It is the great irony of fundamentalism that after having decried the centralized control of the Roman church, fundamentalist churches each hasten to set up their own local pope who speaks to [...]