Comments on: The B-I-B-L-E http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-b-i-b-l-e A humor site dedicated to Independent Fundamental Baptists, their standards, their beliefs, and their craziness. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:14:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mandy http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-110844 Mandy Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:49:24 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-110844 "Why are they brushing their teeth in the bathtub?" Maybe they're not actually bathing. Maybe their parents are already planning on sending them to a fundy U, and so they're practicing how to properly white glove the bathroom. :lol: “Why are they brushing their teeth in the bathtub?”

Maybe they’re not actually bathing. Maybe their parents are already planning on sending them to a fundy U, and so they’re practicing how to properly white glove the bathroom. :lol:

]]> By: pastor's wife http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-18709 pastor's wife Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:17:52 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-18709 My mother taught us to NEVER put ANYTHING on a Bible. In a pile of books, the Bible must be on top. (I always feel vaguely guilty when I have a pile of Bibles!) My mom would be HORRIFIED to see anyone, preacher or not, literally standing on the Bible. My mother taught us to NEVER put ANYTHING on a Bible. In a pile of books, the Bible must be on top. (I always feel vaguely guilty when I have a pile of Bibles!) My mom would be HORRIFIED to see anyone, preacher or not, literally standing on the Bible.

]]> By: Big Gary http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-18702 Big Gary Thu, 30 Sep 2010 22:23:35 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-18702 Why are they brushing their teeth in the bathtub? (By the way, I was taught never to stand on a book, especially a Bible, or even to put one on the floor. Why are they brushing their teeth in the bathtub?

(By the way, I was taught never to stand on a book, especially a Bible, or even to put one on the floor.

]]> By: Ron Bean http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-2753 Ron Bean Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:39:56 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-2753 There is at least one IFB church that sings: "The KJV AV, yes, that's the book for me" and then the pastor literally stands on his Bible. Sigh! There is at least one IFB church that sings:

“The KJV AV, yes, that’s the book for me”

and then the pastor literally stands on his Bible.

Sigh!

]]> By: MKimbro http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-2752 MKimbro Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:31:28 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-2752 I just got this mental picture of a fundy person standing on a thick bible, screaming their head off about some bible thing. haha, it was funny, I just got this mental picture of a fundy person standing on a thick bible, screaming their head off about some bible thing. haha, it was funny,

]]> By: Nathan http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-2698 Nathan Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:27:39 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-2698 Another oldie but goodie from Reader Mo!! "i stand alone on it. i don’t read it. i just stand on it." I guess you could apply this to many fundy preachers too. "i stand alone on it. i don't use it. i just hold it." :) Another oldie but goodie from Reader Mo!!

“i stand alone on it. i don’t read it. i just stand on it.”
I guess you could apply this to many fundy preachers too.
“i stand alone on it. i don’t use it. i just hold it.”
:)

]]> By: Reader Mo http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-2697 Reader Mo Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:12:33 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-2697 i bet if you asked them whose amy they're in, they would tell you that they "may never march in the infantry, ride in the cavalry, shoot the artillary, [they] may never zoom o'er the enemy, but [they're] in the Lord's army. YES SIR!" also, they would pronounce "cavalry" as "calvary". i bet if you asked them whose amy they’re in, they would tell you that they “may never march in the infantry, ride in the cavalry, shoot the artillary, [they] may never zoom o’er the enemy, but [they're] in the Lord’s army. YES SIR!”

also, they would pronounce “cavalry” as “calvary”.

]]> By: Reader Mo http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-2696 Reader Mo Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:09:18 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-2696 i think this is what fundies mean by "sola scriptura": i stand alone on it. i don't read it. i just stand on it. i think this is what fundies mean by “sola scriptura”: i stand alone on it. i don’t read it. i just stand on it.

]]> By: JimE http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-2694 JimE Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:23:42 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-2694 Loved singing this song. Nice video. :) "I stand alone on the Word of God". I have never figured out if this meant "I stand only on God's Word" or "I alone, stand on God's word" I suspect that for some fundies, it is meaning #2. I and God against all others. Loved singing this song.
Nice video. :)

“I stand alone on the Word of God”. I have never figured out if this meant “I stand only on God’s Word” or “I alone, stand on God’s word” I suspect that for some fundies, it is meaning #2. I and God against all others.

]]> By: Nathan http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/the-b-i-b-l-e/comment-page-1/#comment-2692 Nathan Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:46:29 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1894#comment-2692 They forget to yell "BIBLE!!!!!!!!" after it was over! So yeah. Might as well go awwww... They forget to yell “BIBLE!!!!!!!!” after it was over!
So yeah. Might as well go awwww…

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