Comments on: Jokes http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jokes A humor site dedicated to Independent Fundamental Baptists, their standards, their beliefs, and their craziness. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:07:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Daniel Sherrell http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3007 Daniel Sherrell Fri, 01 Jan 2010 22:19:50 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-3007 That was great. That was great.

]]> By: L http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2983 L Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:30:17 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-2983 You would think that if they were consistent, fundies would sing verses 1 and 3 since they only like beats 1 and 3. Go figure. You would think that if they were consistent, fundies would sing verses 1 and 3 since they only like beats 1 and 3. Go figure.

]]> By: Rob Wagner http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2982 Rob Wagner Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:07:02 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-2982 That is priceless! That is priceless!

]]> By: Ron Bean http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2980 Ron Bean Wed, 30 Dec 2009 04:11:01 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-2980 I had a secretary who said that sometimes she felt as neglected as the third stanza in hymn. As to the jokes from fundy pastors, my sons and I simply number them. As in "#34!" Followed by laughter. I had a secretary who said that sometimes she felt as neglected as the third stanza in hymn.

As to the jokes from fundy pastors, my sons and I simply number them. As in “#34!” Followed by laughter.

]]> By: Will http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2979 Will Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:51:13 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-2979 This is great! Except it would be verses 1, 2 and 4. Good fundies always leave out the third verse. This is great! Except it would be verses 1, 2 and 4. Good fundies always leave out the third verse.

]]> By: Nathan http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2978 Nathan Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:47:39 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-2978 Yeah, I've sorta noticed that. I found it annoying more on the level of inside jokes. In which the fundy pastor tells some inside joke that only the "in-touch" or consistent member would understand. I always felt bad for the visitors that just may happen to be there, whom I imagine felt completely and utterly confused. Yeah, I’ve sorta noticed that. I found it annoying more on the level of inside jokes. In which the fundy pastor tells some inside joke that only the “in-touch” or consistent member would understand. I always felt bad for the visitors that just may happen to be there, whom I imagine felt completely and utterly confused.

]]> By: Jordan M. Poss http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2975 Jordan M. Poss Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:50:34 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-2975 Of course, that's the big difference between this joke and the jokes told from fundy pulpits--this one is funny. Has anyone else experienced this? Most fundy pastors I've heard tell the same jokes over and over and over and always gets the same hearty laughter. The most bizarre follows votes during interminable business meetings--"All in favor, say 'Amen.' And all opposed by saying 'No.'" There is then a pause, followed by, "And there are none!" which, for some reason, elicits laughter. Huh? I've decided that fundies either don't care or have poor memories. That's why they laugh at the same, tired old jokes and--more tellingly--don't notice when Frank Garlock changes the lyrics to the hymns they've been singing for forty years. Of course, that’s the big difference between this joke and the jokes told from fundy pulpits–this one is funny.

Has anyone else experienced this? Most fundy pastors I’ve heard tell the same jokes over and over and over and always gets the same hearty laughter. The most bizarre follows votes during interminable business meetings–”All in favor, say ‘Amen.’ And all opposed by saying ‘No.’” There is then a pause, followed by, “And there are none!” which, for some reason, elicits laughter. Huh?

I’ve decided that fundies either don’t care or have poor memories. That’s why they laugh at the same, tired old jokes and–more tellingly–don’t notice when Frank Garlock changes the lyrics to the hymns they’ve been singing for forty years.

]]> By: Jordan M. Poss http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/12/jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-2974 Jordan M. Poss Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:46:38 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1988#comment-2974 Awesome. That's the hardest I've laughed in a while. :D Awesome. That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. :D

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