If this was your “family car” growing up…you may have been a fundamentalist.

Not content to only provide an IFB alternative to Facebook, some enterprising fundies have also created a separated and sanctified alternative to YouTube as well. BaptistVideos.org provides endless minutes of delight with offerings such as a Billy Sunday Impression, A Sermon from CLA Founder David Gibbs, and my vote for the Worst Q&A Session Ever. [...]

Official Sword Drill Instructions: 1. If some children do not know how to do a Sword Drill then first of all explain why the Bible is the Christian’s sword. 2. First of all have all the children close their Bibles and hold them by the binder. 3. Shout “Sheathe swords” – at this the children [...]

One of the great hymns of the faith without a doubt.

Because everyone knows the less you know about what you’re doing the better it is. In case anybody is unfamiliar with the books he’s preaching against, Tim Lahaye’s book The Act of Marriage has historically been pretty much the one and only sex ed book for fundy married couples. It basically contains a few pages [...]

If you believe that the hottest fire burns pitch black…you might be a fundamentalist. Here we have one of the classic examples of psuedo-scientific babble providing the perfect ‘proof’ for a point that needs no proving. The illustration transpires thuswise… The fundamentalist preacher while bellowing out his message on hell will inform us that hell [...]

Here’s a page from an old hymnal showing the favorite songs of various fundamentalist heroes. Click on the picture to embiggen. Many thanks to Eric for the scan.

There’s no way to mistake the intentions of a church named “Fundamental Baptist Church.” At least visitors know exactly what you’re getting into. You just have to respect a guy who will put his church attendance and offering totals on his website every week. And posting an ‘altar report‘ with the names and reasons why [...]

He’s loved almost universally by fundies even though he spent three terms as president of the Southern Baptist Convention. Time heals all separations.