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Bible Version Charts

As has been posted before, fundamentalists love their dispensational charts. However, this love of charting does not  stop with maps of the end times. Feast your eyes upon this masterpiece chart featuring the tree of Bible origins: Thanks to James for the link.

Internet Filters

And speaking of BJU… Evidently sites that fall into the objectionable category include Facebook, Blogger, YouTube, and Wikipedia. If someone there on campus could let me know if this site is blocked, I’d appreciate it.

Claiming Tongues are Satanic

Fundamentalists not only believe that the sign gifts of acts have ceased, they also believe that those who practice tongues, prophecy, and healing gifts in the modern church are actually empowered by dark forces of evil. To prove this point beyond a shadow of a doubt, there is a great illustration that has been floating [...]

Calling women a “HelpMeet”

If you’ve ever referred to women as a “help meet” for men you might be a fundamentalist. The use of this phrase is an odd phenomenon pulled from Genesis 2:18 where the Lord says, “It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.” Translated in [...]

FWOTW: jeffreymardis.com

Have you ever wondered what the relationship was between the King James Bible and Aliens? Look no further than jeffreymardis.com, the “the domain of Sword-In-Hand Publishing, the King James-Only, end-times discernment publishing ministry of Christian author and self-publisher Jeffrey W. Mardis; and the online home of the Discernment Clearinghouse, a book and DVD resource center [...]

Witnessing to Presbyterians

In the “us vs. them” world of fundamentalism anyone who is not a fundamentalist is eyed with a great deal of suspicion of not being a true believer. Narrow is the way and few non-Baptists there be that find it. This distrust and general ignorance about other Christian denominations leads to the interesting situation of [...]

FWOTW: gcbi.org

Do you want to get a degree for ministry but don’t want to bother learning Greek, Hebrew, or even English Grammar? Have we got the place for you! Gulf Coast Bible Institute provides the following courses that are indispensable for any fundamentalist preacher boy who is headed into the ministry. CL-018 Overcoming Sinful Habits (3 [...]

Second Birthdays

If you’ve ever been asked what your birth date is and responded like this “My birthday is August 13th and my spiritual birthday is June 18th”…you’ve probably been a fundamentalist. Knowing the date of your second birthday is imperative. If that day and hour are not emblazoned on your consciousness then there’s a good possibility [...]