Comments on: FWOTW: johnnythebaptist.org http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org A humor site dedicated to Independent Fundamental Baptists, their standards, their beliefs, and their craziness. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:54:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mandy http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-110382 Mandy Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:52:37 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-110382 Wow, this man is one of those self-parodying fundies! I wonder if it will ever occur to him that people being entertained by this circus performance he calls preaching isn't actually "revival". :roll: Wow, this man is one of those self-parodying fundies! I wonder if it will ever occur to him that people being entertained by this circus performance he calls preaching isn’t actually “revival”. :roll:

]]> By: Kaje http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-97543 Kaje Thu, 13 Oct 2011 17:55:13 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-97543 Oh, that just makes me sick. Our choice, our feeble little will is more powerful than the Holy Ghost?! How blasphemous. :shock: Even more evidence that the IFB doesn't truly believe in a trinity - would any of them every say our will is more important than Jesus or God the Father? But it's ok to say that about the Holy Spirit... :roll: Oh, that just makes me sick. Our choice, our feeble little will is more powerful than the Holy Ghost?! How blasphemous. :shock: Even more evidence that the IFB doesn’t truly believe in a trinity – would any of them every say our will is more important than Jesus or God the Father? But it’s ok to say that about the Holy Spirit… :roll:

]]> By: Joshua Neace http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-62125 Joshua Neace Mon, 02 May 2011 09:18:02 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-62125 Isn't is surprising that is a resurrection of a 5th century heresy that johnnythebaptist.org is proclaiming? Isn’t is surprising that is a resurrection of a 5th century heresy that johnnythebaptist.org is proclaiming?

]]> By: John (not the fundie one) http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-32330 John (not the fundie one) Sun, 05 Dec 2010 04:01:44 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-32330 I think I used to get email updates from him, but I SWEAR, I have no idea when or how I signed up for them. Really. I think I used to get email updates from him, but I SWEAR, I have no idea when or how I signed up for them. Really.

]]> By: J. Alan Wall http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-5573 J. Alan Wall Sun, 02 May 2010 01:40:01 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-5573 His theme song cracks me up! I did download this thing and played it like ten time in a row one evening! I wonder if he plans on making it into a music video anytime soon? His theme song cracks me up! I did download this thing and played it like ten time in a row one evening! I wonder if he plans on making it into a music video anytime soon?

]]> By: Don http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-4905 Don Wed, 07 Apr 2010 05:40:15 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-4905 2/3 the way down his home page is a annimated link showing Johnny running away from all those "evil" Bible versions to the KJB. You have to click on that and listen to the Fundy cover for "Johnny B Goode" re written as "Go, Go, Johnny the Baptist." I bout wet my pants laughing at that one. On the "Born Again Devil Fighters of Yesterday and today" Audio page it say: (and I quote) NOTICE: ALL SERMONS SUBMITTED WILL BE CHECKED OUT BY A GROUP OF PREACHERS FOR CONTENT AND LENGTH BEFORE BEING ADDED TO THIS PAGE. NO ARTIFICIAL INSERMONATION HERE! What an innuendo! Artifical INSERMONATION?? (I better not finish my thought about that here) 2/3 the way down his home page is a annimated link showing Johnny running away from all those “evil” Bible versions to the KJB. You have to click on that and listen to the Fundy cover for “Johnny B Goode” re written as “Go, Go, Johnny the Baptist.” I bout wet my pants laughing at that one.

On the “Born Again Devil Fighters of Yesterday and today” Audio page it say: (and I quote)
NOTICE:
ALL SERMONS SUBMITTED WILL BE CHECKED OUT BY A GROUP OF PREACHERS FOR CONTENT AND LENGTH BEFORE BEING ADDED TO THIS PAGE.

NO ARTIFICIAL INSERMONATION HERE!

What an innuendo! Artifical INSERMONATION?? (I better not finish my thought about that here)

]]> By: Rob Wagner http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-1263 Rob Wagner Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:15:27 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-1263 I hope its satire. But I wouldn't doubt its real. To ditto the other comments...wow is this guy stuck on himself. Did you hear in his song where he has some little kids or girls singing background saying "my hero" about Johnny the Baptist preacher? wow *shaking head* I hope its satire. But I wouldn’t doubt its real.

To ditto the other comments…wow is this guy stuck on himself. Did you hear in his song where he has some little kids or girls singing background saying “my hero” about Johnny the Baptist preacher? wow *shaking head*

]]> By: Melody http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-1211 Melody Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:20:54 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-1211 This IS a joke, right? The whole site looks like a satire, especially the "How to know If you are an Independent, Fundamental, Baptist" link. It's freakin' hilarious! This IS a joke, right? The whole site looks like a satire, especially the “How to know If you are an Independent, Fundamental, Baptist” link. It’s freakin’ hilarious!

]]> By: Alan http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-1196 Alan Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:28:32 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-1196 I would hate to know that the health of a church depended on a man with witty quotes and slogans to bring his version of revival. When a man makes the statements about himself, it is obvious he does not carry the same authority as the Apostle Paul or Timothy. I feel in my Spirit that this man is not to be revered as someone who has spiritual authority to "bring revival" to my church; rather, it seems he would conforming Christ's people into his image, as he reveres himself as a fireball preacher. I would hate to know that the health of a church depended on a man with witty quotes and slogans to bring his version of revival. When a man makes the statements about himself, it is obvious he does not carry the same authority as the Apostle Paul or Timothy. I feel in my Spirit that this man is not to be revered as someone who has spiritual authority to “bring revival” to my church; rather, it seems he would conforming Christ’s people into his image, as he reveres himself as a fireball preacher.

]]> By: Jamie http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/07/fwotw-johnnythebaptist-org/comment-page-1/#comment-1182 Jamie Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:22:28 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=1306#comment-1182 Ummmm, did he use a SECULAR song tune for his theme song? The horror!! Ummmm, did he use a SECULAR song tune for his theme song? The horror!!

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