Fundamentalists are great fans of Bible covers. Where else can you store 43 gospel tracts, a year’s worth of bulletins, cough drops, gum, extra strength tissues for repentance-quality crying, two pens, six highlighters, 4 bookmarks, a Read Through the Bible in Year guide from 1983 and (if there’s still room) a Bible. But the  question [...]

This week’s pick is preachersparadise.org. If you have epilepsy, please beware the seizure-inducing flashing banner. You have been warned. Be sure to Check out this deal! ALMOST 800 EXPOSITORY,ALLITERATED,FULL TEXT SERMONS! CONTAINED IN THIS AWESOME SET IS OFFER 2 AND 3 ABOVE.PLUS THE NEW SERMONS ADDED.ALMOST 800 TOTAL FROM OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS! AS A [...]

Ask any fundamentalist if dancing is a sin and you’ll likely receive a lecture on the sensuality and lust that is provoked when movements are set to music. The fact that a child of two will bop to the music of Sesame Street is seen as evidence both that the child has a radically corrupt [...]

The fundamentalist world was rocked recently when a scholar from a prestigious fundamentalist university opined in a book that maybe people in the Bible really did drink fermented wine after all. Now from all reports he still wasn’t advocating that people are allowed to drink in moderation today — after all, baptists do follow in [...]

This week’s pick is sonsofthundr.com. This site pretty much defies description so I’ll forgo and let just let you experience it on your own. Be sure to check out the Warning to Pastors about halfway down the first page. It’s…quite something.

Favorite Line: “I’ve never met an exegesis that could take the place of preaching.”

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Yes, there is a liturgy to even Fundamentalists services Thanks to Paul and Cindy Erlandson for this great piece.

(click image to enlarge) Rather than have a centralized mission board like other denominations use, fundamentalists have at last count one and a half bajillion missions boards — most of which are located in an around the South-Eastern United States. Greenville, South Carolina alone has more missions agencies than there are new countries created from [...]

This week’s pick is the imaginatively named av1611.org. Subtle. Whatever fundy flavor you’re looking for, you’ll find it here. 666 theories?check. Theories that Santa is really Satan?got it!. Lessons on how to spot a “counterfeit” Bible? Do you even need to ask? There’s just too much to take in at a single sitting. Bookmark this [...]