Important Fundamentalist Announcement
For a fee you can now see every edition of the Sword of the Lord back to 1937. Glory! For those who are not familiar with the Sword of the Lord imagine what the National Enquirer would look like if written by Fundamentalists. Then slice in some sermons from C.H. Spurgeon (with the Calvinist stuff [...]
Tithing
“Storehouse Tithing” is a favorite topic among fundamentalist pastors, especially when building project fever strikes a congregation. And why not preach on tithing regularly? It’s a frequent theme through Scripture as evidenced by at least 3 or 4 verses in the New Testament — most of which involve Jesus using it as example of the [...]
FWOTW: JesusIsSavior.com
For sheer volume of eclectic content, it’s hard to beat this weeks Fundy Site of the Week run by David J. Stewart. The front page (43 clicks to get to the bottom!) alone contains dozens of topics ranging from 9/11 conspiracies to the claim that God hates Christmas. And just to round things out there [...]
Hero Worship Redux
(Yes, I know I’ve posted this type of things before but since it never ceases to amaze me, I can’t help but add one more to the record.)
Famous Fundies: Lester Roloff
Although Lester Roloff is perhaps best known for his homes for troubled youth, he was also very active in fundamentalist circles with everything from radio broadcasts to revival services. His sermons against television, alcohol, tobacco, pork, psychology, and Communism are largely regarded as classics by many fundamentalists. After the State of Texas passed laws in [...]
Tupperware (and Avon, Amway, Pampered Chef, Cutco, Mary Kay, et. al)
It is widely accepted fundamentalist dogma that women with children still living at home should not work outside the home. Exceptions to this rule would be positions as a Christian school teacher, church secretary, or a purveyor of multi-level marketing merchandise. Whether it’s cutlery, plasticware, or little packages of vitamins, there will inevitably be at [...]
Friday Challenge: Names for Other Bible Versions
Fundamentalists are great for coming up with jingos and cute phrases to describe those with whom they disagree. Perhaps nowhere is this evidenced more than in the realm of Bible Versions. Today’s challenge is to list your favorite ‘pet name’ for other translations of the Bible. Here are a few to get us started: Non [...]
Lip-Synching?
I’m not quite sure what the story is here but the fundies in the audience definitely seem to enjoy it…
FWOTW: amazinggracebaptistchurchkjv.com
I can’t quite put my finger on what intrigues me so much about this week’s pick: AmazingGraceBaptistChurchKJV.com – website of Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, NC. Is it the cutting edge 1995 internet design — including a front page that requires no less than 62 clicks to read entirely and music that starts playing [...]
Life Verses
While it’s unclear where the tradition began, it is now an accepted rule that every fundamentalist is required to come up with some passage of Scripture that they can claim as a “life verse.” The earlier this is done, the better. Not having a life verse by the time one enters high school is tantamount [...]





