Comments on: Testimony Time http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=testimony-time A humor site dedicated to Independent Fundamental Baptists, their standards, their beliefs, and their craziness. Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:00:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Favorite Hymn Night (Stuff Fundies Like) http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/comment-page-1/#comment-9345 Favorite Hymn Night (Stuff Fundies Like) Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:37:43 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=902#comment-9345 [...] in a few minutes of Testimony Time and the pastor can rest easy until next week. Men on the First, Ladies on the Second, and All [...] [...] in a few minutes of Testimony Time and the pastor can rest easy until next week. Men on the First, Ladies on the Second, and All [...]

]]> By: Don http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/comment-page-1/#comment-4756 Don Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:42:10 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=902#comment-4756 It's always about their personal story of salvation, and after the 20th time of hearing the same story you just grin and bear it. The pews are so dead and so few people are actually talking to sinners it becomes an in house game, my story is better than yours. What a shock if someone would actually get up and tell about how they met someone and took them to dinner several weeks ago and how the Lord is allowing a real friendship to blossom. That person seems to be very angry at Christians and the one testifying requests prayer that they can be a "real" Christian to them. (without some one asking the Phil Kid question... "have you given them the gospel, before it is too late and they are decapitated in a horrendous car accident!" Give 'em the gospel even if it runs them off and you lose them as a friend but make sure they pray the prayer!") Zeal without wisdom. It’s always about their personal story of salvation, and after the 20th time of hearing the same story you just grin and bear it. The pews are so dead and so few people are actually talking to sinners it becomes an in house game, my story is better than yours.
What a shock if someone would actually get up and tell about how they met someone and took them to dinner several weeks ago and how the Lord is allowing a real friendship to blossom. That person seems to be very angry at Christians and the one testifying requests prayer that they can be a “real” Christian to them. (without some one asking the Phil Kid question… “have you given them the gospel, before it is too late and they are decapitated in a horrendous car accident!” Give ‘em the gospel even if it runs them off and you lose them as a friend but make sure they pray the prayer!”) Zeal without wisdom.

]]> By: 1611girl http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/comment-page-1/#comment-812 1611girl Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:03:59 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=902#comment-812 Yes Trina, I know. ;) God bless these people... they're usually the ones who have the most to brag on the Lord about. Of course, it involves going back to 30 years ago and re-capping everything that's happened till now... but at least they're praising God. :) Yes Trina, I know. ;) God bless these people… they’re usually the ones who have the most to brag on the Lord about. Of course, it involves going back to 30 years ago and re-capping everything that’s happened till now… but at least they’re praising God. :)

]]> By: Trina http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/comment-page-1/#comment-790 Trina Sun, 31 May 2009 00:42:37 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=902#comment-790 lol 1611. There are those REALLY long winded people though where you're able to re-arrange you're bulletins, figure out which ones to throw out, look for gum, pass a note to 3 people asking for gum, read through all the old notes you've written in your bible, and play a few hymnal games... lol lol 1611. There are those REALLY long winded people though where you’re able to re-arrange you’re bulletins, figure out which ones to throw out, look for gum, pass a note to 3 people asking for gum, read through all the old notes you’ve written in your bible, and play a few hymnal games… lol

]]> By: Kelley http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/comment-page-1/#comment-787 Kelley Sat, 30 May 2009 16:38:05 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=902#comment-787 Having worked as a secretary in the church office, I remember that when the pastor didn't have time to prepare a sermon for Sunday night, it always ended up being "Testimony & Favorite Hymn Night". Having worked as a secretary in the church office, I remember that when the pastor didn’t have time to prepare a sermon for Sunday night, it always ended up being “Testimony & Favorite Hymn Night”.

]]> By: 1611girl http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/comment-page-1/#comment-786 1611girl Fri, 29 May 2009 03:09:44 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=902#comment-786 Testimony time at our church is pretty awesome, usually. Of course every church has 1 or 2 people who always stand up and have something long-winded to say, but that's a great time to go searching through your purse for some gum or re-arrange the bulletins in your Bible. :) Testimony time at our church is pretty awesome, usually. Of course every church has 1 or 2 people who always stand up and have something long-winded to say, but that’s a great time to go searching through your purse for some gum or re-arrange the bulletins in your Bible. :)

]]> By: Melissa http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2009/05/testimony-time/comment-page-1/#comment-785 Melissa Fri, 29 May 2009 02:41:48 +0000 http://www.stufffundieslike.com/?p=902#comment-785 Oooh! FINALLY! :) MY IDEA! The best is that there is always that ONE person in the church that you NEVER wanted the pastor to call on. Sadly, even if he/she wasn't called on, he'd stand up and interrupt to share anyway. even if it wasn't testimony time! Oooh! FINALLY! :) MY IDEA!

The best is that there is always that ONE person in the church that you NEVER wanted the pastor to call on. Sadly, even if he/she wasn’t called on, he’d stand up and interrupt to share anyway. even if it wasn’t testimony time!

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