Comments on: Soul Winning

By: Used-to-be-Fundy

Used-to-be-Fundy — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:48:23 +0000

My former fundy pastor wrote his own book/program about this vacuum cleaner saleman type soulwinning – and peddles it to others.

By: Don

Don — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 02:55:56 +0000

“Is that a Genuine, Calfskin leather, Scofield, New Testament with Psalms and Proverbs? Why I’ll bet he is a Gold level Sword of The Lord VIP Member!”

By: Trevor W.

Trevor W. — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 02:21:51 +0000

Oh my goodness. Easy believe-ism made even easier!!! ‘Get your free tickets to heaven here!! Free tickets to heaven!!’

By: Trina

Trina — Sun, 31 May 2009 00:49:16 +0000

I didn’t have to have a change of mind? Man.. I missed out apparently :rollseyes:

By: 1611girl

1611girl — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:53:37 +0000

Wow, skipping the part where the sinner has to come humbly before God? Yikes.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:35:39 +0000

Anyone else notice how the “soulwinner” is wearing a suit and tie and the “sinner” isn’t?

By: mounty

mounty — Wed, 27 May 2009 12:46:31 +0000

On a different note, the dude in the suit looks like Bill Pullman’s twin brother. I can see this guy clutching a portable PA mic and shouting, “Today, we celebrate…our Independence Day!”

Also – “I’d like to read you…um…four? two? bah. I’d like to read you a bunch of verses and use the two-fingered point on you.”

Seriously, though, this doesn’t take into account that when you tell him forcefully to bow his head and repeat after you he may just end up doing this to get rid of you. Unless salvation merely depends on speaking a few magic words. (Seems like there’s another major religion that does that, too…)

By: Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:39:13 +0000

I like the section about bowing your head and glancing out of the corner of your eye to see if they bow their head too… very funny

By: Roda86

Roda86 — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:06:42 +0000

“Sanctified touching” wasn’t allowed in my IFB church for any reason.

By: Pita

Pita — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:16:47 +0000

My favorite quote:
“As you tell him the ‘door’ is the door of his heart, reach over and tap him just above the heart…. if the prospect is a woman, a male worker can very delicately touch her forearm with one finger. Ordinarily, a man should never touch a woman, but in this case, the Holy Spirit will bless it.”

I don’t know what kind of friendly neighborhoods they do this in, but I’ve lived in some where the next caption would be:
“At the right moment, your first aid kit is quickly produced from its place of concealment.”

Also, it’s nice they had special revelation from the Holy Spirit that this “sanctified touching” would certainly be blessed.